I have long wanted to try the Hitachi Magic Wand, in part because it’s just so old school and in part because people say so many good things about it. It is supposed to be the best vibrator around.

For most people the Hitachi Magic Wand does not even need an introduction. In fact, I am a bit hesitant to review this massager/vibrator. It has been reviewed by so many others what could I possibly have to say that’s new? Maybe nothing, but I can certainly tell you how I feel about it and give you my feedback.

Let’s start with the packaging. Normally I like my packaging to be high end and fancy. However, I actually do like the plain crappy packing of the Hitachi Magic Wand. What I like best about the packaging and one great thing about the Hitachi Magic Wand itself is that it does not look like a sex toy. It comes in a simple cardboard box with images of people using the Hitachi Magic Wand on different parts of their mostly clothed bodies. You can leave the box and the vibrator laying around and people will just think you have a sore neck or back. I have so many sex toys that I have to hide when people come over, I really like having something I can just leave out and not worry about. The box can be used for storage though it’s not the most sturdy thing in the world. You might be better off storing it in a large cosmetics bag, if you can find one big enough.

The Hitachi Magic is ginormous, it really is. It measures just over 12″, with the handle being 9.25 of those inches. The head is about 2.4″ in diameter and it weighs 1 pound, 7 ounces. That’s right, almost 1.5 pounds, which is pretty dam hefty for a vibrator. However, the plastic handle is easy to hold and grip. Quite frankly, I don’t use the massager long enough for it to hurt my wrist. It gets me off before any pain or tiredness kicks in.

The head of the Hitachi Magic Wand is made of vinyl, which is not my favorite material for sex toys. Vinyl is porous so if you’re planning on sharing your Hitachi Magic Wand with others, or if you are concerned about sensitivities, use a condom over the head. Of course, you can also use some happy silicone attachments like the Vixen Creations Gee Whizzard and the Pleasure Dome. The other advantage of using a condom is that you can then use any lubricant with the Hitachi Magic Wand. Without a condom, stick to water-based lubricants to maintain the integrity of the vinyl. A condom will also make cleaning a breeze.

If you choose not use a condom with your Hitachi Magic Wand, it is still easy clean. Simply wipe the handle down with a damp cloth and use toy cleaner for the head. As it is not waterproof, don’t go sticking the Hitachi Magic Wand under running water, you could damage the motor.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is a corded electric massager that must be plugged in during use. It runs on 110-120 volts which is standard in the United States. If you want to travel with your Hitachi Magic Wand, you’ll need to take an adapter with you. The cord is over 6′ long, which gives me plenty of play room. Of course, I have a plug right next to my bed (what self-respecting Hitachi owner doesn’t?), but if you don’t, you might need an extension cord. The electrical cord is both a plus and a minus as far as I am concerned. It means never having to buy batteries or have the massager die on me at an inopportune moment, but it also mean having to fiddle with a cord and worry about plugging it in. You can’t just run into the next room with it or pop it into your travel bag. Then again, it would take up way too much room in my travel bag. It is just so damn big.

Let’s keep in mind the Hitachi Magic Wand, while being perhaps the most famous sex toy for women, is actually designed as a body massager and it works great as one. I have Fibromyalgia and therefore I frequently have muscle pain. Considering the amount of time I spend hunched un-ergonomically over my computer, my neck and back are often in need of attention. I have found the Hitachi Magic Wand to be a helpful solution. It is great for loosening my muscles and releasing the tension that leads to pain and headaches. Of course, it also helps me relieve tension in other ways as well.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is great for producing quick and to the point orgasms. The vibrations are incredibly deep and rumbly, and very low frequency. They are quite different than anything else I have tried. The head of the Hitachi Magic Wand spreads the vibrations over a large surface area which diffuses the power somewhat, so if you expect pinpoint accuracy with the Hitachi Magic Wand you will be disappointed. I prefer pinpoint accuracy with my vibrators but the Hitachi is just so powerful that the diffuseness works for me. I even enjoy it on my labia and nipples and it feels great when pressed up against a butt plug.

There are only two settings on the Hitachi Magic Wand which is a downside. I would like something that I could ramp up slowly rather than just go from 0 to 60 in no time flat. This does basically make it a Vibrator for Dummies because it is so easy to use, but the intense power level might be intimidating for some users. I was worried it would be too much for me but it isn’t. When using it on my clit, I rarely use it on high because low is plenty. When using it on my neck and shoulders I often use the high setting. The Hitachi Magic Wand is also very loud, as in shut the door and turn on some music because I can hear this massager through my closed bedroom door.

I like my Hitachi Magic Wand so much I am now looking at attachments for it and wondering what I should get… Any suggestions?

Hitachi Magic Wand Pros:
• Does not look like a sex toy
• Powerful
• Deep and rumbly vibrations
• Multi-purpose
• Easy to use
• Plugs in

Hitachi Magic Wand Cons:
• Must be plugged in
• Loud
• Only 2 speeds
• Awfully large

So, does the Hitachi Magic Wand live up to all the hype? Yes, indeed it does. In some ways, the Hitachi Magic Wand reminds me of my Eroscillator (read my Eroscillator review here). It’s big, it’s utilitarian, it’s ugly, it has a cord, but it just works so damn well I have to forgive it all its faults. It really comes down to the frequency and power of the vibrations. The deep rumbliness is just perfect for me and it is so easy to use. I love that it multi-tasks as an excellent body massager as well. I would recommend the Hitachi Magic Wand to just about anybody with an electrical outlet and a desire for orgasms.

I’m planning on trying it out with a Tenga Egg, so stay tuned!

You can purchase the Hitachi Magic Wand and many of its attachments at EdenFantasys.

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