SPOTLIGHT on the Zombie Cock

Posted by | Dildos,Spotlight | June 3, 2011
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Are you a fan of zombies? If so you can have your very own Zombie Cock!

Zombi Art Dildo

Personally, I don’t get the fascination with zombies and the bits and pieces falling off their bodies. Nor am I not a big fan of zombie movies. I like vampires and werewolves and their ilk. Still, if you do have the desire to get it on with a zombie, the Zombi Art Dildo is here to fulfill your darkest fantasies.

However, if you want to do the deed with your zombie cock, be prepared to shell out some serious bucks. The Zombi Art Dildo will run you a whopping $245! Seems like more of a display piece than a dildo to me. Then again, as an art project it’s pretty damn cool.

Check out the Zombi Art Dildo handcrafted, hand painted silicone dildo in one of six monstrous colors today.

SPOTLIGHT on Belladonna Foot Soldiers

Posted by | Spotlight | April 8, 2011
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So I know the foot fetish is super common and I’m not knocking it. Whatever works, I say. If you are a foot fetishist, these Belladonna Foot Soldiers seem like a really great item.

Belladonna Foot Soldiers

In case you’re not terribly into porn, Belladonna is a well-known porn star who has attractive odds and ends, including her feet apparently. My problem with these is that they totally creep me out. They look like dismembered feet. Well, they basically are dismembered feet, albeit fake. It seems wrong somehow to have a couple of feet hanging around. I envision them laying on the floor covered in fake blood. Maybe I’m just too morbid?

I’ll admit, for fake feet they are quite nice, and Belladonna is super hot so I can see some people really getting off on these. Belladonna Foot Soldiers are made by Doc Johnson of ultra-realistic PVC Sil-A-Gel. Each box comes with a left and right foot, a container of talc, and a bottle of lube.

I wonder if you can paint her toe nails…

Check out Belladonna Foot Soldiers at The Stockroom.

SPOTLIGHT on the Concubine Masturbator

Posted by | Spotlight | March 25, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Concubine Masturbator! This may be just me, but…seriously???


Bean is feeling a bit under the weather this week so she has asked me to do this week’s spotlight.

If you follow this blog you will know that Bean has thing for Lelo toys. Well I’ve had my eyes on one of their toys as well, the Lelo Tor.

My jaw about hit the floor when I saw that a cock ring cost over $100. I had to see how they could possibly justify this kind of price. The Lelo Tor has a tiny microprocessor in it that adapts the vibe according to the users desire? How it does this, I have no clue, but it sounds neato. The Tor has six stimulation modes and five pulsation and escalation modes. The Lelo Tor is rechargeable and comes with it’s own charger. They do claim it has the lifespan of 10,000 disposable cock rings, so I guess over time it could pay for itself.

I am certainly intrigued by the Lelo Tor and would love to give it a whirl at some point.

The Lelo Tor is available at the following stores.


LELO has since released the TOR II, an improved version of the TOR. Some stores still carry the TOR, but Babeland, EdenFantasys, and PinkCherry are now only carrying the new TOR II. Read my review of the LELO TOR II.


Now I drool over LELO products just as much as the next person. They are beautifully designed, come in great packaging, and everyone raves about how well they work. They do have a higher price point, but they’re worth it. Or are they?

Meet Yva. A small, elegant clit vibrator available in 18k gold-plate or steel. She is rechargeable, as with all Lelo toys, and comes in a wooden box. She’s reminiscent of the Nea and the Lily, but she’ll take a slightly bigger bite out of your budget. Normally priced at $1300, she is currently on sale at Good Vibrations for a mere $975. While I wouldn’t spend that kind of money on any vibrator, for those of you who would, it’s a great deal.

I value my clit and my orgasms. Oh, I really do, but even my clit isn’t worth that kind of money. I see the LELO Yva as more of an objet d’art, a small electronic sculpture to be displayed rather than a regular old sex toy. So I have to ask, seriously??? Then again…maybe I am worth it.

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