Howdy Folks, BeanpoleFiddler here with another review for the men out there. Hopefully, you all aren’t getting sick of Fleshlight reviews because I’ve got a new one for you. Today, I’ll be taking a look at the Fleshlight Sex In a Can Lady Lager. The Sex In a Can series is essentially a line of mini Fleshlights. Instead of the case being disguised as a flashlight, the Sex In a Can masturbation sleeves are disguised as tall boy beer cans. There are three different Sex In a Cans to choose from. They offer the O’Doyles Stout, which features a mini forbidden texture, the Sukit Draft, which provides a mini swallow texture, and finally, the Lady Lager with the mini lotus texture, which is what I’ll be reviewing today.
The Sex In a Can (SIaC) Lady Lager comes packaged in a clear tube container. While it it fine for shipping, it doesn’t do anything to hide what is inside. Since Fleshlights come with a fully enclosed case, they really don’t need anything else for storage purposes. As far as packaging goes, it serves its purpose, but once you’ve removed the Fleshlight it’s probably going to end up in the garbage.
The case itself is actually pretty clever. At a first glance, it’s pretty convincing as a beer can. What’s clever/fun is the text on the can. Here is a sample of what you’ll find on mine, “Contents 6.8 IN”, “This lady combines the choicest lips and rarest sensations, you’ll always fill up and she’ll never let you down” and “Warning: This product contains a highly concentrated highly pleasurable experience. Do no use while operating heavy machinery. Always use plenty of Fleshlight brand personal lubricant to achieve maximum realism. If an erection lasts for more than four hours, use this product again”.
Pretty clever if you ask me. It’s similar, in theory, to all Fleshlight cases. The top screws off to reveal the orifice. The bottom screws on/off as well. The bottom is how you can control the amount of suction you get when using the toy. This is a key element to all Fleshlights, but I’ll discuss that a bit more in a bit. The SIaC case is essentially the same height as the Fleshlight Flight I reviewed recently. This makes it a couple inches shorter than a standard Fleshlight. A couple of inches may not seem like it would make a big difference, but it makes storage and handling the Sex in a Can much easier during play.
The Fleshlight Lady Lager, like all Fleshlights, is made from Fleshlight’s patented Real Feel Super Skin® material. I am a big fan of this material. It feels very realistic, it retains heat well, it’s easy to care for and it’s very durable. The texture used on the Lady Lager, as I stated earlier, is the Mini Lotus. From the name, you have probably guessed that there is a regular Lotus texture as well.
For those of you unfamiliar with the Fleshlight line of toys, they offer a range of products called the Fleshlight Girls. These are sleeves that are modeled off the actual body of porn stars. When you order a Fleshlight Girls’ pussy, you can select either their signature texture or the Lotus texture. I’ve reviewed a couple Fleshlight Girl toys in the past (the Stoya Destroya and the Jenna Haze Swallow), but I have yet to review the Lotus.
The full-sized Lotus texture is meant to closely emulate the feel of actual vaginal intercourse. I can’t vouch for it, as I haven’t reviewed one yet. I will say that the Mini Lotus feels quite good. I wouldn’t say it feels overly realistic, but the sensation is definitely appealing.
What I like about the Mini Lotus is that while it feels very good, it’s not overbearing. You don’t slip in and immediately feel your toes curl. While I would still say that I like the Fleshlight Vortex an the Fleshlight STU more, the Mini Lotus is definitely a worthy addition to my collection.
I mentioned earlier how you can tighten and loosen the bottom cap of the case to change the amount of suction that you experience when using the Lady Lager. While this is a personal thing, and something I would suggest you experiment with should get your own Lady Lager, I have found that I like this texture with very little suction. I would say that I have the bottom unscrewed about three quarters of the way.
Remember, to achieve the best experience with your Fleshlight, heat it up first. The easiest way to do this is to fill your sink with some hot water and let the Fleshlight soak for 10-15 minutes. I have found this is usually enough to keep the Fleshlight warm for an entire session. Do not warm your Fleshlight in the microwave or boiling water. Doing either could damage the masturbation sleeve and severely burn you in a place that you definitely don’t want to be burned. While you don’t have to heat up the Lady Lager, you will get the best experience by doing so.
One last thing about the Lady Lager Mini Lotus, lube usage. I have found that it’s pretty easy on lubricant. I can usually get through a session without having to re-lube. If I do have to re-lube, it’s no more than one time. Make sure you only use water-based lubricant with any Fleshlight.
Clean up is nice and easy. Remove the inner sleeve from case, run some hot water through it to flush out any deposits and then let the sleeve air dry. Over time, you may find your Lady Lager becoming a bit tacky. To restore the soft feel of the Real Feel Super Skin® material, lightly dust the sleeve with some corn starch, shake off the excess and it will feel brand new.
Fleshlight Sex In a Can Lady Lager Pros:
• Realistic feeling material
• Compact size
• Good inner texture
• Small form factor
• Clever packaging
Fleshlight Sex In a Can Lady Lager Cons:
• Texture could be slightly more intense
The Fleshlight Sex In a Can: Lady Lager is a nice addition to my growing collection of Fleshlight masturbation sleeves. As with the Fleshlight Flight Pilot, I quite like the smaller form factor. It’s easier to manipulate, easier to store, and unlike the Flight, it doesn’t have the brain dead case bottom (you can’t stand the Flight up on its base because the base is angled).
If you’re curious about Fleshlights, the Fleshlight Sex In a Can: Lady Lager or one of the other Sex In a Can models would be a great place to start. Head on over to Fleshlight and pick up your own Fleshlight Sex In a Can: Lady Lager