SPOTLIGHT on the Zombie Cock

Posted by | Dildos,Spotlight | June 3, 2011
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Are you a fan of zombies? If so you can have your very own Zombie Cock!


Zombi Art Dildo

Personally, I don’t get the fascination with zombies and the bits and pieces falling off their bodies. Nor am I not a big fan of zombie movies. I like vampires and werewolves and their ilk. Still, if you do have the desire to get it on with a zombie, the Zombi Art Dildo is here to fulfill your darkest fantasies.

However, if you want to do the deed with your zombie cock, be prepared to shell out some serious bucks. The Zombi Art Dildo will run you a whopping $245! Seems like more of a display piece than a dildo to me. Then again, as an art project it’s pretty damn cool.

Check out the Zombi Art Dildo handcrafted, hand painted silicone dildo in one of six monstrous colors today.

Fun Factory G4 Paulina Vibrator Review

Some people prefer realistic looking sex toys. Well, I like mine cute and fun. Yes, I even like them to look like animals. I’m weird like that. Don’t judge me. This is where Fun Factory comes in. They make make some of the cutest, most fun looking toys out there. If you remember my recent Spotlight, you know Fun Factory has recently brought out a new line of vibrators, and Babeland has them, including this purple diva, Paulina.

So, the packaging is the typical Fun Factory grey and red cardboard with an internal plastic clamshell that holds the vibrator. This clamshell is much more secure than most as it locks closed. The vibrator is visible through a cutout on one side of the box and can be seen by opening two doors on the other side. This packaging is sturdy and good for storing your Paulina if you like, though it does take up some room. As you can see the vibrator in its package and it is quite obviously a vibrator, it is not terribly discrete. You may not want to leave the box laying around for your roommate to find. Also included in the box is a little pamphlet with Fun Factory’s different toys and product lines, an instruction manual in six languages, and a sample packet of Toy Fluid, Fun Factory’s water-based lubricant.

Paulina, like all of the new G4 vibrators, has the Fun Factory Click ‘N’ Charge technology which means it is rechargeable. Yay! Good for the environment and my vagina. What could be better? As she is rechargeable, Paulina is completely waterproof and submergeable. She has no battery doors or open ports, therefore no cracks or crevices for water to get into. Not only does this make cleaning easier, but you can take her in the shower and bath with you!

Click ‘N’ Charge technology employs an easy to use magnetic charger. The Fun Factory magnetic charger comes in a separate box and can be used with any of the Fun Factory Click ‘N’ Charge vibrators. It can be a bit touchy so make sure you have it correctly aligned for proper charging. You may want to check it over time as it is charging to make sure it hasn’t slipped. Fortunately, the charger lights up red to let you know it is active so you can tell if it is attached properly.

Even though my Paulina came with some charge, Fun Factory wants you to charge the vibrator fully before using for the first time. This can take up to six hours, depending on how much the battery is already charged. When Paulina is charged, the charger light is supposed to turn off but mine never does. This happens with my other Fun Factory rechargeable vibrators, so it seems pretty standard. While charging, the control pad glows on and off in a very pretty cycle. According to Fun Factory, you should get approximately 30 minutes of play time from a fully charged battery. So far this seems to be the case for me, and I tend to use Paulina at higher levels.

The controls on this vibrator are simple and easy to use. Paulina has three buttons. The + button turns her on and cycles through the levels of steady vibration. The – button cycles down and turns the vibrator off. The * button, normally the booster button on Fun Factory vibrators, controls the four vibrational patterns. You can either use it to turn Paulina on with patterns rather than steady vibes or switch to the patterns once she is already on. To exit pattern mode, use the – button. The buttons light up when you press them and the * button also flashes while in pattern mode. The control panel is set in the loopy handle and is slightly recessed.

Lately I’ve been wearing my nails longer and I find I have a little bit of trouble pushing the control pad buttons, especially the + button, due to my nails and this recess. However, other than my nails being difficult, the buttons provide good feedback and enough pressure is required that I don’t mistakenly go up or down a level during play.

As I mentioned, Paulina has steady vibrations, six levels of them, as well as four different patterns:
1. Constant thrumming
2. Fast pulsing
3. Slower, longer pulsing
4. Rollercoaster pulsing

Paulina is made from Fun Factory’s ever so velvety silicone and hard plastic. She’s a bright squishably soft purple that looks richer in person than in my pictures. There is a lot of give to this silicone even while it remains firm. Silicone is a great material for sex toys because it is latex and phthalate-free, hypoallergenic and body-safe. It is also easy to care for and clean. There is quite a lot of drag with this plush silicone, so lubricant is a good idea. Be sure to use only water-based lubes with Paulina as silicone-based lubricants can break down her beautiful purple body.

Paulina is a rabbit style vibrator, which means she has a shaft for internal penetration and a separate arm for external clitoral stimulation. Her motor is in the bottom third of the shaft which leaves the top two thirds more flexible, as well as the clit arm which has no motor whatsoever. Though the motor is lower down on the shaft, the powerful vibrations travel extremely well to the tip of both the shaft and the clit arm. In fact, I was shocked there is not a separate motor in the clit arm, as the vibrations are so powerful.

Paulina is 8 3/4″ long, with approximately 5″ being insertable, and 1 1/2″ in diameter at her widest point. Her clit arm is 1 1/2″ long and it has a nice little hook that allows it to push up against and sit right on top of my clit.

You can see Paulina has two adorable little heads, complete with smile and eyes. If she looks familiar it’s because Paulina is similar to Fun Factory ‘s Little Paul. They are made of the same lush silicone and have the same bulgy shape with the g-spot curved head. However, Little Paul is part of the miniVIBES series and is about 3 1/4″ shorter in length than Paulina. Little Paul uses two AAA batteries rather than being rechargeable, and obviously he does not have a clit arm. I just loved Little Paul so much, I really wanted Paulina. I figured she could only be better and I was right.

Unlike Little Paul, whose control panel is built into his body thus allowing the buttons to get all slimy and slippery during play, Paulina’s control pad is on her loopy handle. This loopy handle is a great improvement. Being able to put my fingers through the loop allows me to more easily hold and manipulate Paulina against my body. My hand never gets cramped, tired, or gucky.

As I expected, Paulina is as much a pleasure to use as her brother, Little Paul. Actually, she is far better. Her larger size makes her an excellent insertable, compared to Little Paul’s 4 1/4″ length. I really notice that extra half inch. The smushable, sensual silicone is very firm with just enough give for it to be comfortable for thrusting without bruising myself. I love the ribs on Paulina’s body as much as I loved Little Paul’s. I can feel them rubbing against me as I slide her in and out. Paulina’s clit arm fits my body very well. It rubs right up against my clit while I’m thrusting or when I’m just holding her inside.

One benefit to Paulina over Little Paul is that she can be used anally as the clit arm will keep her from getting sucked inside the hungriest bottom. However, if you use her anally be sure to clean her well before going from anal to vaginal.

Paulina’s vibrations are also deeper than Little Paul’s. I don’t find them buzzy at all. The highest level of steady vibration is plenty for me and the patterns are very different and enjoyable, especially for teasing and bringing myself to the edge. Unlike most rabbit style vibrators, you cannot control the shaft and clit arm separately. I thought that would really bother me but it doesn’t at all. The vibrations, shape and size are just perfect for my body.

One of my complaints about Little Paul was that the vibrations were on the weaker side. Well, Paulina’s vibes are quite powerful. They are similar to the vibrations of the Fun Factory Yooo. I loved Little Paul, but comparing his vibrations to Paulina’s is kinda like va va va voom to putt putt putt. Little Paul, I’m sorry, you have been replaced!

Fun Factory Paulina Pros:
• Rechargeable
• Powerful
• Waterproof

Fun Factory Paulina Cons:
• Major lint magnet
• Hard to press buttons

I love a rabbit vibrator, but it can be so difficult to find one that fits my body properly. After all, they are one size fits all and everyone’s body is different. Paulina fits my body extremely well. As always, I love the smooth and silky Fun Factory’s plush silicone feels inside and against my body. It feels so great I don’t even mind that it’s a big lint magnet. I believe my issue with the buttons is the result of my less than hardy fingernails rather than a flaw in the design. I had a fantastic orgasm with her the first time out, which doesn’t always happen with rabbits. Overall, I am thrilled with Paulina.

Get a Paulina of your own at Babeland today!

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SPOTLIGHT on Memorial Day Sales

Posted by | Deals,Holiday Gift Guides,Spotlight | May 27, 2011

Monday is Memorial Day and many stores are having some really great sales. Rather than have you all searching from site to site, I figured I’d gather the information and lay it all out for you right here. That way you are prepared to shop! I have also included a few coincidental sales that are not specific to Memorial Day but happen to be going on this weekend.

So, enjoy all. Eat, drink, shop, and have a great long weekend!

Adam & Eve

• Hundreds of toys marked down


Babeland


• 20% off the entire site
• 20% off Jimmyjane products with certain exceptions

EdenFantasys

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

• 20% off entire site, use code: SALEMAY30
• 25% off Butterfly Vibes
• 20% off premium silicone
• 15% off men’s favorites
• 50% off clearance items

Liberator

Liberator Black Label

• 20% off entire site, use code: USA
• 25% off orders over $300, use code: USA

MyPleasure

• 60% off Dual Action Vibrators
• 15% off entire purchase, use code: MEMDAY

The Stockroom

JT's Stockroom

• International Mr. Leather sale

Eroscillator Review

For quite a while I had been hearing about the Eroscillator, the only sex toy endorsed and recommended by Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex doc extraordinnaire. The Eroscillator is ugly, it runs on AC power, and it is crazy expensive. Nonetheless, everyone seems to love it and I wondered, in spite of its apparent downsides, would I love it too?

And the answer is… a resounding YES!

Let’s start with the packaging. We all know I’m a package whore. Here I am a sad girl. The Eroscillator comes in a cardboard box that looks like it is straight out of the 70′s, and not in a good way. However, it is hygienic as all the bits and bobs come wrapped separately in plastic. Included in the box is a brief user’s manual and self pleasuring primer. A DVD with Dr. Ruth and several real life users also comes with the Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe. All Eroscillator packages have a one year guarantee. The real disappointment lies in the storage bag. It is made of a smokey white kinda hardish plastic and doesn’t really close so it doesn’t keep dust off the Eroscillator and its accompaniments, which in my place is a necessity. I wish they would include a better bag, just something simple with a drawstring, to hold everything.

The Eroscillator is approximately 8″ long without any attachments and 4 7/8″ in circumference. The electrical cord is a whopping 12′ long, so I imagine it would suit most people’s needs. In fact, I keep most of the cord wrapped in a rubber band so it doesn’t get in the way. The cord locks into the base, ensuring you don’t yank it free no matter how energetic your play becomes. The handle is made of watertight hard plastic which is easy to care for and clean. While there is some weight to it, I really don’t notice it while playing. The ribs on the handle make it easy to hold and maneuver and the controls are super simple to use. A strip of the handle, which says “Eroscillator”, slides up and down to designate one of three power levels. Even at it’s highest level, the Eroscillator is very quiet. It cannot be heard through my closed bedroom door in the quiet apartment and can hardly be heard under the covers. If I move it in a certain way it sometimes gets a bit louder, but for the most part it truly is whisper quiet.

The Eroscillator comes with a number of attachments, depending on which package you select. You can also purchase attachments separately. The attachments are PVC and phthalate-free and made of medical grade silicone elastomer or TPR covered silicone. In either case, you cannot sterilize them so I recommend sharing with fluid bonded partners only. I suppose you could put a condom over the attachments to make them shareable with others but I think you would lose so much of the sensation it wouldn’t be worthwhile. The attachments snap on and off easily, yet securely. I haven’t once lost one during play and I do not expect that to happen. Eroscillator recommends using only water-based lubricant with the attachments.

Ball and Cup:
A standard attachment that comes with all packages. One side is concave, and the other has three little raised balls. I like this attachment on my nipples and my clit. It’s a good solid choice, but not the most exciting. It is made of TPR covered silicone.

Golden Spoon:
Sort of an elongated Ball and Cup. The cup side has one little raised nub and the flat side has eight little raised nubs. This one is nice on my labia but it doesn’t do all that much for my clit. I can get off with it but has less wow factor than some of the other attachments. It is made of TPR covered silicone.

Grapes and Cockscomb:
Cockscomb. Hehe. Ok, had to get that out of the way. My apologies. One side has 10 raised “grapes” that surround my clit in delightful texture. The other is a flat ridge that feels great rubbing against the side of my clit. The soft texture of the Grapes make it one of my favorite attachments. It is made of TPR covered silicone.

Ball and Cup

Ball and Cup

Golden Spoon

Golden Spoon

Grapes and Cockscomb

Seven Pearls of the Orient:
I was really looking forward to this attachment as it is the only one for anal use. However, it is on the small side for me both anally and vaginally. As you may have guessed, it is made up of seven pearls meant to be internally stimulating. It provides pinpoint stimulation to my clit which I find to be almost a bit much, depending on my mood. Be sure to seriously clean this attachment before going from anal to vaginal penetration. It is made of TPR covered silicone.

French Legionnaire’s Moustache:
I thought I would hate this one and it is ridiculous looking, but I love it. It is ideal for teasing my nipples before going to work on my clit. In fact I’d like a separate Eroscillator so I can use the Moustache on my nipples and my clit at the same time. I guess that means I would need three Eroscillators…and three hands. It is made of TPR covered silicone and nylon filaments.

Ultra Soft Finger Tip:
Like most of the free world, this attachment is my absolute fave. It looks and feels like a marshmallow and its squishiness is so soft and oh so happy against my clit. It’s like a tiny pillow for my clit, but it does not put my clit to sleep. Well, it does, eventually. It is slick and smooth on my labia and makes my vagina smile. It is high-tech Swiss made medical elastomer.

Seven Pearls of the Orient

Seven Pearls of the Orient

French Legionnaire's Moustache

French Legionnaire's Moustache

Ultra Soft Finger Tip

Ultra Soft Finger Tip

By now you must be asking what makes the Eroscillator so special? As you can see below, most sex toys vibrate, but the Eroscillator’s motor oscillates so each attachment is meant to feel like a finger moving back and forth but insanely fast. It feels different from vibrations, deeper than the deepest, thuddiest vibes, and more intense. It quite difficult to describe beyond that. My eyes immediately roll back in my head when an attachment touches my clit and it feels just amazing oscillating against my g-spot. I can orgasm with this baby, almost faster than I can say Eroscillator or I can stretch it out and cum slowly. This has been such a challenging review to write because I just want to stop and play with my Eroscillator again. It’s just powerfully awesome.

Vibrator

Finger

Eroscillator

I was lucky enough to receive the Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe Soft Finger Combo, which has 30% more power than the regular Eroscillator 2. Not having used the Eroscillator 2, I cannot speak to the actual difference, but I tend to be of the mindset that more power is better.

I usually don’t discuss toy price in my reviews. Prices are not static and I am always doing my best to find sales and good deals for my readers. Plus I hope my reviews will be helpful to others long after they are written when prices may have changed. However, considering the Eroscillator’s high price tag, cost is worth a mention. Ranging from $139.95 to $254.95, the Eroscillator will take a hefty chunk of change out of your toy budget, but look at what you’re getting. A sex toy that will never run out of juice, multiple attachments to create different sensations, and a one year guarantee. When I consider the surety and quality of orgasms available to me with this toy, it is so worth it. If you are looking to buy just one sex toy, this is the one I would buy. If you already have a collection and are looking to add to it, I think you would be hard pressed to beat the Eroscillator.

The biggest issue I have is that I just want to play with my Eroscillator and nothing else. When it is time to play with other review toys I have to really talk myself into it. Fortunately, I can talk myself into most anything when it comes to sex toys. Please keep in mind it may very well kill your desire for any other sex toy you own.

Eroscillator Pros:
• Oscillations
• Powerful
• Quiet
• Attachments
• Super long cord

Eroscillator Cons:
• May ruin you for other toys
• Crap storage bag

The Eroscillator looks like a cross between C3PO and my Sonicare toothbrush. It really is not attractive and I prefer my sex toys cute and fun. I also like them to be rechargeable and the Eroscillator plugs into wall. Not the greatest option for travel. It’s expensive as hell, especially for a package with the Ultra Soft Finger Tip (a must have in my opinion). Still, I love my Eroscillator to pieces. I haven’t quite set up a shrine and started praying to it, but I’m thinking about it…

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Fun Factory Yooo on SALE at Babeland!

Posted by | Deals | May 21, 2011

Yooo Sale