With one of our giveaways a couple months ago we asked our readers if you’d like to see more reviews for men’s sex toys and the answer was an overwhelming yes. So, to kick things off I bring to you my first review in a long time, my review of the Tenga 3D Polygon.

I had heard of the Tenga masturbators for a long time now but always avoided them and thought they were kind of silly as they were one time use products. The idea of paying ~$10 for a one time use toy seemed rather ridiculous to me. But now, Tenga has a line of non-disposable toys which I find much more appealing. This new line of toys is called Tenga 3D. There are five different models in the Tenga 3D lineup. They are Module, Zen, Polygon, Spiral and Pile. The one that I received is the Polygon.

The packaging for Tenga 3D is simple but nice. The packaging consists of a two piece plastic tube. The bottom of the tube contains a small package of lube and the instructions. The top of the packaging is a clear tube which proudly displays the Tenga sleeve. While it doesn’t scream sex toy or anything and the language used on the packaging isn’t overtly sexual, you probably don’t want to leave it lying around unless you want to answer questions as to what it is. One thing I should mention about the packaging. It took me a long time to figure out how to access the area in the base that contains the instructions and sample packet of lube. After quite a bit of fiddling, twisting and frustration I finally was able to figure it out though. The packaging is also very good for storing your Tenga. It’s not much bigger than the product itself so you’re not wasting a bunch of space and the packaging is very sturdy which will keep your Tenga safe and sound.

The included instructions are written in both Japanese and in English. They are well written and to the point. There really isn’t much to know about using it. You just need to remove it from the packaging, turn it inside out, lube it up and use. There are directions for cleaning it and drying it as well, which I will get to later.

The Tenga 3D is made out of Ag Antibacterial Elastomer. I couldn’t find much information about this material and the Tenga website wasn’t much help at all. From what I could find, it is body safe and you can use either water-based or silicone lubricants with it. The material does feel very nice. It’s very soft and extremely stretchy. The Tenga isn’t very big (it measures 4.75 inches) which concerned me when I first took a look at it. While I am not monster in the penis department I am bigger than the Tenga. The material that it is made of is so stretchy though that this really isn’t an issue at all.

So how is the Tenga 3D Polygon in use? It’s good, but not great. The instructions say to just take it out of the packaging, turn it inside out, lube it up and do your thing. I did that the first time that I used it and found the experience enjoyable but nothing special. The second time (and every time afterwards) that I used it I decided to let the Tenga 3D soak in some hot water for ten minutes or so before I used it. Heating it up before use made the experience much better. I have found that I actually enjoy short little strokes with my Tenga rather than long strokes, but your mileage may vary. I enjoy the Tenga, it feels good in use and it’s simple to use. That said, I don’t love it. It produces solidly good orgasms and I have no problem bringing myself to orgasm with it but there is nothing overly special about it. I prefer it to my hand, but I am not dying to use it again and again. I think it would be better if it was more intense and or more varied with it’s texture.

Cleaning the Tenga 3D is a breeze. All you need to do is run it under some water and rinse off any bodily deposits and any lube. You can use a mild soap if you so desire but I have found that a good thorough rinse under running water is sufficient to get it clean. So after use I bring it to the sink and rinse off the outside to remove any lube. I then turn it inside out and do the same to the interior to wash away my deposits and the remaining lube. One nice thing about the Tenga and it’s packaging is that you can use the packaging as a drying stand. Just slip the Tenga 3D on to the post and let it air dry. I usually pat it down with a clean towel after washing it and before slipping it back on to the stand.

Tenga 3D Polygon Pros:
• Simple and easy to use
• Reusable
• Nice soft and stretchy material
• Easy to clean and care for

Tenga 3D Polygon Cons:
• Not intense enough

The Tenga 3D Polygon is a solid masturbation sleeve that feels good. I personally found it was a bit a lacking something but I had no problem bringing myself to orgasm with it and it produced very enjoyable orgasms. I just think it would benefit from being a bit more intense. It’s quite probable that some of the other models in the Tenga 3D lineup would be more intense and that I would like them better. That said, I think many men would be very happy with the Tenga 3D Polygon and I’d have no problem recommending it. I just find it to be a good toy, but not a great toy.

The Tenga 3D Polygon is available to purchase at Babeland.

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Happy New Year one and all! I wish you joy and happiness in the new year. I also wish you loads of pleasure. Make one of your resolutions to enjoy and express yourself sexually in any way that works for you. Make 2012 a year of sexual exploration and fun.

Let’s also take a moment to appreciate all the wonderful things we’ve had in the past year. On that note, I want to thank all my readers. You have made it a pleasure to run Bean Fiddler this year. Thank you for reading and participating. I look forward to our interactions in 2012.

May 2012 bring you everything your heart desires. Happy New Year!

If you are a fan of reality TV you may watch a show called The Real Housewives of Atlanta. One of the housewives, Kandi Burruss, has just launched a new line of sex toys called Bedroom Kandi and it is being carried by Babeland. I’ve never seen the show myself, but I am always interested in what’s new in the sex toy market.

Happiness and Joy

Kandi Kisses

Make Me Over

Hold On To Me

Babeland is carrying four of these new Bedroom Kandi sex toys, Happiness and Joy, Kandi Kisses, Make Me over, and Hold On To Me. All four of these toys are made of splashproof or waterproof silicone and come in the Bedroom Kandi signature colors, black and hot pink. Happiness and Joy, Kandi Kisses, and Make Me Over are rechargeable, while Hold On To Me is a kegelcisor.

For Happiness and Joy, Bedroom Kandi partnered with OhMiBod to create a rabbit vibrator that wirelessly syncs with your iPod, iPhone, MP3 player, or smartphone. I wonder if it is Android compatible…

Kandi Kisses is a pocket vibrator designed to look like a lipstick case. It charges via USB cable and offers both steady vibration and patterns.

Make Me Over looks like a makeup compact. It also charges via USB cable and can be used to focus on larger areas. Too bad the compact doesn’t actually have a mirror.

Hold On To Me is a kegelcisor with four graduated weights so you can start out with the lighter balls and work your way up to the heaviest one, thus keeping your vaginal muscles in shape.

These new sex toys are available at Babeland and right now you can save 25% off on the top 25 sex toys of 2011. So head on over to Babe;and check out Bedroom Kandi and give yourself a treat in the new year!

About this time last year, I reviewed the Nomi Tang Getaway Wild Vibrator. It was my first experience with Nomi Tang and I was impressed. Thanks to Babeland, I have had the opportunity to try out the Getaway’s older sibling, the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate.

The packaging of the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator is very high end, so of course I’m a fan. The outside sleeve is not the most discreet, however, as it has an image of the vibrator and the printed words, “designer vibrator” on it. This I could do without. Get rid of the sleeve and you have a lovely white hinged box with the Nomi Tang logo on it, discreet and elegant. Included in the box is the Better Than Chocolate Vibrator (of course), the user manual in nine languages, and a soft, velvety storage bag.

As you can see from the images, the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator has an unusual shape. It is designed as a clitoral stimulator, to be used externally, not for insertion. The shape is meant to gently stimulate the sensitive areas on your body and is especially good for cupping the the labia and pressing up against the clit. The Better Than Chocolate also works well for pinpoint nipple stimulation.

The Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator is 4.25″ long, 2.5″ wide, and approximately 1.5″ thick. It is made from thermoplastic elastomer and polycarbonate. This elastomer/polycarbonate combination feels softer than a hard ABS plastic. It is also porous and therefore should not be shared with non-fluid bonded partners. However, as it is plastic, you can use both water-based lubricants and silicone-based lubricants with it. The thermoplastic elastomer is nice and smooth so I find very little lubricant is necessary for use. Just a little dab does it for me if I use any lube at all. I find my natural lubrication is often sufficient.

As the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate is waterproof up to approximately three feet, cleaning is a breeze. Just make sure the battery cap is screwed on tightly before washing with warm water and antibacterial soap, or cleaning with your favorite toy cleaner.

Did I say battery cap? Why yes, I did. The Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator runs on two AAA batteries that are not included. Sad. I really do think all vibrators that require batteries should include the first set, but maybe I’m greedy. I do give Nomi Tang points for including the very nice storage bag.

Aside from its unusual shape, the other thing that makes the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator unique is its control panel, which consists of the dedicated on/off button and the touch sensor. The on/off button is self-explanatory. It’s the touch sensor that requires a bit of explanation. The touch sensor is about 1.5″ long and .5″ wide, with the “NT” logo at the bottom, and very easy to use. To increase the Better Than Chocolate’s vibration level, slide your finger up along the sensor, away from the NT logo. Each swipe of your finger increases the power by one level. To decrease power, slide your finger down, toward the logo. To switch to a pulsation pattern, hold your finger over the NT logo for 2 seconds. Change the pulsation speed by swiping your finger and down the sensor, just like you do with the vibration levels. This control system is unique and responsive, and works remarkably well. I will say it does take some getting used to though.

A great feature is the touch sensor’s lock. At any time, simply hold your finger at the top of the touch sensor for two seconds and you lock in that particular power level and pattern. This keeps you from accidentally changing the program during play. The NT logo glows blue while on steady vibration, flashes blue while on pulsation pattern, and glows red when the sensor is locked. The Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator will lock automatically when the touch sensor is covered with water, but it will continue functioning. Simply dry off the touch sensor to unlock the vibrator and change your speed or pattern or turn it off.

The pulsation patterns are a bit difficult to define as they are not exactly discrete, but they go something like this:
1. Buuuuzzzzz buuuuzzzzz buuuuzzzzz buuuuzzzzz
2. Buuuzzz buuuzzz buuuzzz buuuzzz
2. Buuzz buuzz buuzz buuzz
3. Buz buz buz buz buz

The Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator comes with a one year manufacturer’s warranty, which tells me that Nomi Tang is willing to stand behind their products. This is always a good sign to me.

In use, I really like the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator. The unique shape fits well in my hand and is easy to press up against my clit. The shape also transmits the vibrations well against my body without making my hand go numb. While I had some complaints about the power level of the Getaway Wild, I find the Better Than Chocolate sufficient in power to get me off. It’s actually quite a bit stronger than my Getaway Wild, which surprised me in a happy way. The vibrations could still be stronger, but it’s not like it takes me forever to get off with this vibrator. I find the vibrations to be slightly less rumbly than those of the Getaway Wild, but they are not high-pitched and buzzy.

Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator Pros:
• Great shape
• Intuitive control panel
• Waterproof
• Storage bag

Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator Cons:
• Material cannot be sterilized
• Vibrations make be weak for some
• Battery-operated

There are definitely some great things about the Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator. I really like the shape and the control panel, though it does have a learning curve. I love that it is waterproof and comes with a storage bag. I am not a power queen but I do need a fair amount of lower frequency vibrations to get off. While the Better Than Chocolate is not the most powerful, most rumbly vibrator on the block it does the job. I would prefer this vibrator be rechargeable but that’s just kinda picky. I would also prefer it to be made out of silicone, but I have no real need to share it with anyone so that isn’t an issue for me. Overall, I am happy with the Better Than Chocolate, though I’m not sure it lives up to its name. Then again, sometimes there truly is nothing better than chocolate.

Head on over to Babeland and choose a Nomi Tang Better Than Chocolate Vibrator in one of three colors, fuschia, blue, or sakura pink (like mine)!

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Today is Christmas and Channukah and even if you don’t celebrate either of these holidays I hope you have the opportunity to spend time with loved ones and enjoy yourself. I hope you take a few moments to appreciate all you have and spare a thought for those who are less fortunate than you. Gifts are fun but the true gift is the support, love, and joy we give each other during the holiday season and throughout the year. I wish you all the very best this holiday season.