If you’re a guy and you’re looking for a sex toy, chances are you’ve heard of Fleshlight. Fleshlight has many different models to choose from, each featuring a unique texture, and they even have a line of toys molded off of actual porn stars’ bodies. There are many different girls to choose from and each one has their own signature texture. Each girl is also available with either their butt or their mouth. If you choose one of their butts you get the Forbidden texture and if you choose their mouth you get the Swallow texture. Today I will be reviewing the Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight, provided to me by the wonderful people at Funwares.

If you don’t know who Jenna Haze is, she is a very popular adult film star. She has appeared in hundreds of films and has won numerous awards including the 2009 AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year. I happen to personally be a fan. I think she’s very cute and I appreciate that she hasn’t gotten implants even though she isn’t chesty. She is also rather dirty. The Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight is molded directly off of Jenna Haze’s mouth so it looks just like the real thing. Inside of this Fleshlight you’ll find the “Swallow” texture. The Swallow texture was designed to mimic the sensations of oral sex. This is what it looks like on the inside.

From looking at the picture you can see that once you slip yourself in past the lips you will enter a moderately tight canal that lasts about an inch. You then encounter a row of little nubs which I believe are supposed to represent teeth. You then enter the main chamber of this Fleshlight which is an approximately three inch long ribbed chamber. From there the Fleshlight leads into a very tight smooth canal which is supposed to represent the throat.

The Fleshlight comes in a metal cylinder that isn’t at all discreet. It says Fleshlight Girls right on the side of it and on the back side there is a picture of Jenna and the toy. While the picture isn’t explicit I don’t think many people will have any doubts as to what is contained within. That said, the packaging is nice. It looks classy, it’s very sturdy and doubles as a nice storage place for the toy (although the case of the toy itself works pretty well for storage). This was my first Fleshlight and I must say, I was rather surprised by the size of it. I have known about them for years but this was the first time I had seen one in person. The Fleshlight is approximately 10 inches in length and 4 inches in diameter. It’s not too big to be ungainly but it was still a bit of a surprise to me. The good thing about the size is that it should accommodate men of all lengths.

There are two parts to the Fleshlight. The hard outer plastic case and the soft and squishy insert. The Fleshlight Girls come in a special color case that is pearlescent white, which looks pretty cool. The case has two screw on caps, one on each end. On the large end the cap covers the orifice where you insert your penis. The cap on the bottom is used to regulate the amount of suction that the toy produces while you use it. I will speak more on that later. The soft insert part of the toy is made from a secret material that is exclusive to Fleshlight. They call this material Real Feel Superskin and I must say, it’s pretty impressive. It’s quite durable, extremely stretchy, very good at retaining heat, lubes well, feels very realistic, is easy to clean, and to top it off it’s also phthalate and latex free. One last thing about this material, you should only use water-based lubricants. Oil or silicone-based lubricants can deteriorate the Superskin material.

So how does the Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight feel? In a word, great! I am very impressed with this toy. While I don’t have a huge collection of toys like Bean does, this is hands down my favorite. When I first saw the toys that had the mouth molded on to them I thought they looked rather silly. However, when actually using this and looking down and seeing myself slip in and out of the lips, I must admit, it’s pretty hot. From reading tips on how to properly use a Fleshlight I did warm it up first. I just filled the sink with hot water and let the Fleshlight sit in the water for ten minutes or so. Doing this helps tremendously. I did try it once without heating it up first and the experience isn’t nearly as good. There is one other thing that I should mention. I stated earlier that the Fleshlight has two screw-on caps, one on each end. The cap on the bottom of the device can be tightened or loosened and by doing so it will effect the amount of suction that you feel as you use the toy. The tighter the cap the more suction it creates and adversely, the looser the cap the less suction. I have personally found that I like the cap on fairly tight but not all the way. I am sure a lot of people are wondering how well does it simulate getting a blow job? You’re never going to think you’re getting the real thing but there are some similarities to the experience. One very nice thing about getting oral from a toy, you can be as rough as you want, you’ll get deep throat and you can cum in it’s mouth. That said, I’ll take the real thing over this any day.

I have two gripes with this Fleshlight. My first complaint is that unless you have a larger than average penis, you’re never going to hit the tight canal at the end of the toy. The tight canal doesn’t start till you’re at least six inches into the Fleshlight. This isn’t really a big deal though as the textured bits that come before the tight canal are the real fun parts. My second complaint is prep time. While you can just pick up the toy and use it, the experience is vastly improved if you take the time warm it up in some water first.

Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight Pros:
• Feels great
• Superskin material is excellent
• Looks hot in use (which was a surprise to me)

Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight Cons:
• Prep time
• Smaller men may not get the full experience

I can very easily recommend this toy to all our male readers. It feels very good, I’ve had quite a few extremely satisfying orgasms in the short amount of time that I have had this toy and I foresee myself having countless more. If Jenna Haze doesn’t do it for you and you’d rather have some other porn stars lips there are ten other girls to choose from. If you’d prefer you can also get a Fleshlight with Jenna Haze’s pussy or with her butt. These both have a different orifice and texture so I can’t speak to their quality. This was my first Fleshlight and I can now understand why they are the best selling sex toy for men in the world. It feels great and I look forward to trying some of their other textures in the future.

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Head on over to FunWares to pick the Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight. If you’re a guy shopping for this I think you will really enjoy it. To all those ladies out there shopping for a gift for that special someone in your life, I think they will be very happy to receive this. Save 10% off your entire order by using code: FIDDLER at checkout.

*Bonus*

Funwares also included two bonus Fleshlight things with my Jenna Haze Swallow. They sent me some Fleshwash and some Fleshlight Renewing powder. I’ll be blunt about both of these, I don’t think they are worth it.

Fleshlight Fleshwash Review

For cleaning the Fleshlight they recommend that you don’t use soap or detergents as this can degrade the Superskin material. They recommend that you just use water and if you need a deep cleaning use a touch of isopropyl alcohol. I have found that running hot water through the Fleshlight has been more than sufficient to clean the it. I have used the Fleshlight Fleshwash though. To use it you first give your Fleshlight a thorough rinse with water and then spray the Fleshwash liberally on the inside and outside of the insert. It comes in a 4oz spray bottle and it’s odor free, doesn’t seem to leave any residue and I guess it cleans. I just have a hard time justifying the use of it as I have found that water has been more than sufficient to clean my Fleshlight. Maybe I just haven’t had it long enough or maybe it’s because I tend to clean up directly after use and not let my deposits sit in it, but to me this just doesn’t seem necessary.

Here are the ingredients of Fleshwash: Triclosan, Water, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Disodium Lauroamphodiacetate, Sodium Trideceth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Propylene Glcol, Tetrasodium EDTA, Citric Acid, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinane, Mint Green

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Fleshight Renewing Powder Review

Over time your Fleshlight can get a bit tacky and a bit harder. I have found that after 3-4 uses it starts to get overly tacky and this is when the Fleshlight Renewing Powder comes in. By applying this powder liberally to a clean and dry Fleshlight it really does a great job of returning the Superskin material to its soft goodness. That said, I can’t recommend this product. The ingredients of this renewing powder are 100% cornstarch. The cost of Fleshlight Renewing powder is around $7.50 for 4oz. I did a quick search on Amazon and found a 35oz container of 100% cornstarch for a little over $9. So, while the renewing powder works great, save yourself a bundle of money and just buy cornstarch at the grocery store.

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If you feel the need to get any of the above items, head on over to FunWares! You can pick the Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight. Of course, you can also buy the Fleshlight Fleshwash and Fleshlight Renewing Powder at FunWares as well. Save 10% off your entire order by using code: FIDDLER at checkout.

Usually I discuss products for women but every now and then I will turn my little spotlight onto a sex toy for men. As Fleshlight has just released a new product, the Fleshlight Flight, this seems like a good time to do so.

Introduced at AVN in Las Vegas in January, the new Fleshlight Flight has just been put on the market. It is a compact version of the top-selling Fleshlight. Its sleek design is 8″ in total length and allows for 6″ of insertable length. This is is quite a difference from the typical 11″ length of most Fleshights. This must make it much easier to travel with and store. The Flight certainly seems to be a more discreet version of the traditional Fleshlight. While the original Fleshlight was designed to look like a flashlight, if you ever saw one in person, it didn’t fool anyone. I think the Fleshlight Flight is quite sleek and elegant and will be a big hit.

The Fleshligh Flight comes with its own signature texture made up from bits and pieces of some of Fleshlight’s most popular textures. The textured body and monochromatic design give the Fleshlight Flight an updated, graphic look that I really like and I think will appeal to many men as well.

Right now you can get 15% off the the Fleshlight Flight as well as the entire Fleshlight website, so head over to Fleshlight and check out the new Fleshlight Flight today.

Have you heard of the Tenga Egg at Babeland? It is a nifty little masturbation sleeve for men. However, it makes a pretty cool textured cover for my Hitachi Magic Wand too. Why should the boys have all the fun?

Tenga Egg

Tenga Egg Six Pack

Tenga Egg Textures

As I stated above, Tenga Eggs are meant to be used as masturbation sleeves for men and I have heard they are quite effective for that purpose. They are one-time use masturbation sleeves, and they come in really fun packaging. The Tenga Egg comes inside an actual plastic shaped egg just like the ones you get at Easter with jellybeans in them. To open it, you peel off the outer plastic wrapping and crack the egg in half. Inside is the Tenga Egg and inside the Tenga Egg is a small packet of Tenga brand lubricant stuffed inside a plastic tube. It comes with everything a man needs to get started. As a woman, all you need to add is a wand of some sort with a large enough head to fit inside the Tenga Egg. Babeland suggests the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Vibratex Mystic Wand.

This cool little egg is about 3″ tall and almost 6.5″ in circumference. Therefore, the Tenga Egg itself is slightly smaller than this in its unstretched form. As you can see from the pictures, it stretches like nobody’s business. So no matter how well-endowed the man is, it should fit the head of his penis, and it easily fits my Hitachi Magic Wand. The included lubricant packet has Japanese writing and images to show men how to use the Tenga Egg.

The Tenga Egg is made of super soft and squishy TPE, which is an elastomer. Elastomers are semi-porous so if you share your Tenga Egg be sure to do so only with fluid-bonded partners. TPE is phthalate-free, hypoallergenic, and body-safe. The Tenga Egg is meant to be a one-time use toy but if you are gentle with it, the Egg can be reused, especially if you are using it as a sex toy cover as I am. If you do reuse your Tenga Egg, you can wash it gently with antibacterial soap and warm water or use your favorite sex toy cleaner.

Tenga Eggs come singly or in a six pack egg carton and both can be purchased from Babeland. There are six different textures of Tenga Eggs, Silky, Stepper, Twister, Clicker, Wavy, and Spider, which is what I have. Each texture is different and provides a unique sensation to the user. When you purchase a six pack, you receive one of each texture so you can try them all.

Though I am using my Tenga Egg as a cover for my Hitachi Magic Wand, I will briefly go over how to use it as a male masturbator. After opening the Tenga Egg, squeeze some lubricant inside and stretch the sleeve down over the head of the penis. Using your hand to grip the Tenga Egg on the head of the penis, stroke away and enjoy. To use the Tenga Egg as a sex toy cover, turn it inside out so the texture is on the outside and stretch it over the head of your wand massager. The Tenga Egg is extremely stretchy but you still want to be gentle with it so it does not tear.

The TPE used for the Tenga Egg is just awesome. It is the squashiest material ever and is so much fun to play with I wish I had a penis of my own. I just love squishing it around in my hands. It feels good against my body as well, especially as it has a small protrusion that appears on the very tip of my Hitachi Magic Wand. This feels great against my nipples and clit. I don’t notice the Spider texture as much as I feel the cushiness of the TPE, but I think that’s to be expected. I do notice it somewhat against my labia, but I’m not sure I would be able to differentiate between the different textures with my eyes closed.

The main reason I like the Tenga Egg so much for masturbation is that while I love my Hitachi Magic Wand, I dislike the vinyl head quite a lot. I just prefer not to have vinyl against my vagina, especially as it cannot be disinfected. The Tenga Egg is the perfect solution. I also really like the squashiness of the TPE against my body. It feels so soft and cushy. I seem to be able to use it as a cover indefinitely, as I am not sharing it with anyone else. I’ve been using it for over a month now and I see no wear and tear. Of course, I am very careful when putting it on and removing it from my Hitachi Magic Wand. I store it in its little egg container after I’ve washed it and let it air dry and it seems just as happy as the day I opened it.

Tenga Egg Pros:
• Deliciously squashy
• Keeps the vinyl off my body
• Protruding tip
• Price (as a Massager cover)

Tenga Egg Cons:
• Picks up lint
• Cannot sterilize to share between non-fluid bonded partners
• Price (as a one time use masturbation sleeve)

The Tenga Egg is a rather cool little cover for my Hitachi Magic Wand. It is a great alternative to the vinyl head of the Hitachi. However, as a device to enhance the Hitachi Magic Wand, I am not bowled over. If you only use the Tenga Egg once I think it would be rather pricey but for the number of times I’ve used it thus far I think it’s a great deal, especially compared to some of the high cost Hitachi Magic Wand Attachments. Granted, I haven’t tried any other attachments yet so I don’t have anything to compare it to at this point. Overall, I think I’m more in love with the idea of the Tenga Egg for my Hitachi Magic Wand than I am with the Egg itself. So while I like it, it’s not fabulous.

Head over to Babeland to check out the Tenga Egg, the Hitachi Magic Wand and the fun attachments they have available, the Deluxe G Spotter and the Gee Whiz.

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With one of our giveaways a couple months ago we asked our readers if you’d like to see more reviews for men’s sex toys and the answer was an overwhelming yes. So, to kick things off I bring to you my first review in a long time, my review of the Tenga 3D Polygon.

I had heard of the Tenga masturbators for a long time now but always avoided them and thought they were kind of silly as they were one time use products. The idea of paying ~$10 for a one time use toy seemed rather ridiculous to me. But now, Tenga has a line of non-disposable toys which I find much more appealing. This new line of toys is called Tenga 3D. There are five different models in the Tenga 3D lineup. They are Module, Zen, Polygon, Spiral and Pile. The one that I received is the Polygon.

The packaging for Tenga 3D is simple but nice. The packaging consists of a two piece plastic tube. The bottom of the tube contains a small package of lube and the instructions. The top of the packaging is a clear tube which proudly displays the Tenga sleeve. While it doesn’t scream sex toy or anything and the language used on the packaging isn’t overtly sexual, you probably don’t want to leave it lying around unless you want to answer questions as to what it is. One thing I should mention about the packaging. It took me a long time to figure out how to access the area in the base that contains the instructions and sample packet of lube. After quite a bit of fiddling, twisting and frustration I finally was able to figure it out though. The packaging is also very good for storing your Tenga. It’s not much bigger than the product itself so you’re not wasting a bunch of space and the packaging is very sturdy which will keep your Tenga safe and sound.

The included instructions are written in both Japanese and in English. They are well written and to the point. There really isn’t much to know about using it. You just need to remove it from the packaging, turn it inside out, lube it up and use. There are directions for cleaning it and drying it as well, which I will get to later.

The Tenga 3D is made out of Ag Antibacterial Elastomer. I couldn’t find much information about this material and the Tenga website wasn’t much help at all. From what I could find, it is body safe and you can use either water-based or silicone lubricants with it. The material does feel very nice. It’s very soft and extremely stretchy. The Tenga isn’t very big (it measures 4.75 inches) which concerned me when I first took a look at it. While I am not monster in the penis department I am bigger than the Tenga. The material that it is made of is so stretchy though that this really isn’t an issue at all.

So how is the Tenga 3D Polygon in use? It’s good, but not great. The instructions say to just take it out of the packaging, turn it inside out, lube it up and do your thing. I did that the first time that I used it and found the experience enjoyable but nothing special. The second time (and every time afterwards) that I used it I decided to let the Tenga 3D soak in some hot water for ten minutes or so before I used it. Heating it up before use made the experience much better. I have found that I actually enjoy short little strokes with my Tenga rather than long strokes, but your mileage may vary. I enjoy the Tenga, it feels good in use and it’s simple to use. That said, I don’t love it. It produces solidly good orgasms and I have no problem bringing myself to orgasm with it but there is nothing overly special about it. I prefer it to my hand, but I am not dying to use it again and again. I think it would be better if it was more intense and or more varied with it’s texture.

Cleaning the Tenga 3D is a breeze. All you need to do is run it under some water and rinse off any bodily deposits and any lube. You can use a mild soap if you so desire but I have found that a good thorough rinse under running water is sufficient to get it clean. So after use I bring it to the sink and rinse off the outside to remove any lube. I then turn it inside out and do the same to the interior to wash away my deposits and the remaining lube. One nice thing about the Tenga and it’s packaging is that you can use the packaging as a drying stand. Just slip the Tenga 3D on to the post and let it air dry. I usually pat it down with a clean towel after washing it and before slipping it back on to the stand.

Tenga 3D Polygon Pros:
• Simple and easy to use
• Reusable
• Nice soft and stretchy material
• Easy to clean and care for

Tenga 3D Polygon Cons:
• Not intense enough

The Tenga 3D Polygon is a solid masturbation sleeve that feels good. I personally found it was a bit a lacking something but I had no problem bringing myself to orgasm with it and it produced very enjoyable orgasms. I just think it would benefit from being a bit more intense. It’s quite probable that some of the other models in the Tenga 3D lineup would be more intense and that I would like them better. That said, I think many men would be very happy with the Tenga 3D Polygon and I’d have no problem recommending it. I just find it to be a good toy, but not a great toy.

The Tenga 3D Polygon is available to purchase at Babeland.

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It is always fun to see what new sex toys are coming out and the other day I happened upon this UK website, which is the home of the HumpUs. The HumpUs is a soon to be released sex toy for both men and women. It is basically a hands-free fucking/stroking machine.

As you can see, the HumpUs has attachments for both men and women, which is unique. Most toys on the market are for either men or women or to be used as a couples toy. Both of these attachments are made from silicone, which makes them body-safe.

HumpUs has an useful little video on their homepage that is totally worth checking out if you have any interest in this toy or happen to like weird animation.

The HumpUs comes with an infrared remote control that fits right into the top of the unit. You can see from my recent reviews of the LELO Tiani and LELO Lyla how much I love a remote control.

I like how the remote fits into the unit. This seems like it would be easy to use and keep the remote from going missing. I think it is also pretty cool that the HumpUs is rechargeable. Of course, that does make wonder if it is really powerful enough for its purpose. Aside from coming with both the male and female attachments and remote, the HumpUs will also be packaged with a belt, so you can wear it standing up, and lubricant.

My Man thinks the HumpUs looks painful for men. Not having a penis, I can’t really comment on that. I find it curious enough to want him to try it, but I know that’s wishful thinking.

I have always wanted to try a fucking machine and this seems like an interesting one. However, the big problem I see with it is that it looks like I would have no clit access while using the HumpUs on myself. Being a clit-oriented girl, access to my clit during sex and masturbation is vital if I want to cum. So, while I could enjoy the feeling of being penetrated and not get the wrist fatigue, I’m not sure I could actually get off with the HumpUs.

Overall, I think the HumpUs looks like an interesting toy and I would certainly give it a go if I had the opportunity. Feedback, anyone?